Diane Keaton Has No Idea How Beer Pong Works

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 29: Diane Keaton and Jimmy Fallon play a game of "Wine Pong" during a taping of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" at Rockefeller Center on April 29, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/NBC/Getty Images for "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon")
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 29: Diane Keaton and Jimmy Fallon play a game of "Wine Pong" during a taping of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" at Rockefeller Center on April 29, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/NBC/Getty Images for "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon")
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No, seriously, all of the rules of beer pong are thrown out the window if you’re playing with Diane Keaton. Watch her attempt to play a round with Jimmy Fallon last night:

First of all, there’s no beer, which is not the worst offense. Instead, Keaton has decided on red wine with ice. Okay, still not that bad, except she insists on trying the wine before the game and that’s just not cool, Diane.

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Then she asks who goes first. Now, Keaton apparently never graduated from college, so maybe she can be forgiven for not understanding the eye-to-eye rule, but watch her first throw, via Buzzfeed.

Uh, what was that? Keaton responds with a defensive strategy, catching Fallon’s shot when it looked like he was about to sink it in a cup.

Then, Fallon really loses control of the game. Keaton downs a cup of wine before attacking him with pong balls.