(Humperdink Productions (left); Reuters)
The Harvard hambones known as the Hasty Pudding Theatricals have picked Christopher Walken and Charlize Theron as their Man and Woman of the Year. As is the custom, the pair will parade through Harvard Square separately - she on Feb. 7, he on Feb. 15 - before being roasted and mercilessly toasted by the Hasty Pudding troupe. Theron, of course, won an Oscar for "Monster," and Walken is a legend for his roles in such films as "The Deer Hunter" and "Pulp Fiction." (We got a glimpse of Walken not long ago when he and his excellent hair were in Boston filming "The Lonely Maiden.") Winners of the Hasty Pudding Pot have included slouches too numerous to name, including Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep, Jodie Foster, Richard Gere, Halle Berry, Martin Scorsese, Tim Robbins, Robert Downey Jr., and Catherine Zeta-Jones. The day before Theron arrives, the Harvard Lampoon will be honoring Paris Hilton. For what, we don't know.
A winning voice
Let's hear it for Miss Massachusetts Valerie Amaral, who this week won the talent contest during the preliminary competition for the Miss America Pageant in Las Vegas. An Acushnet resident who attends UMass-Dartmouth, Amaral received a $2,000 scholarship for her vocal performance. Sixteen women will ultimately vie for the Miss America title.
On the campaign trail
In advance of the state's presidential primary, Chelsea Clinton paid a visit yesterday to Boston College, where she did a Q&A with students at the Hillside Cafe and then met with supporters of her mother, New York Senator Hillary Clinton. The former first daughter, who's 27 now and employed as a hedge fund executive, is visiting college campuses in several states where the race among Democratic candidates Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards is considered close. . . . Meanwhile, former Sox center fielder Johnny Damon showed up in Florida this week at a rally for Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani. Not to be outdone, Curt Schilling continues to shill for John McCain. Writing this week on his blog - 38pitches.com - the Sox pitcher implored people to vote for the Arizona senator, but also had a kind word for Obama, whom Schill called "the other person of unparalleled character in this upcoming election."
This year's model
Turns out Tom Brady isn't the only Super Bowl combatant who'll have a supermodel sweetheart cheering him on. The New York Post reports that the Giants' giant defensive end Ositadinma Umenyiora is spending some quality time with Victoria's Secret angel Selita Ebanks, who recently split with actor Nick Cannon. While her allegiance is surely with the Giants now, just last fall Ebanks was singing the Pats' praises to a Globe reporter. "This season I got off to a late start watching [football] because [Victoria's Secret] keeps me so busy," Ebanks said, "but I'm back in there now and the Patriots are 10-0. Woo!" In fairness, the model did go on to say: "I'm a fan of the sport as a whole. I give all the teams their props." If they're not acquainted already, Brady and the British-born Umenyiora will be soon. Osi, as he's known, will be bearing down on No. 12 all day at the Super Bowl.
Soul survivor
We wanted to snap a picture of B.J. Novak during his stand-up routine at Northeastern the other night, but the publicist for "The Office" actor and writer basically forbade us. The college newspaper was allowed to shoot him, but only for the first five minutes of his performance. Why, you ask? Novak told the audience that pictures steal a piece of the subject's soul, "so, you know, celebrities like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton, they must not have - . . ." Novak finished the show with his soul mostly intact.
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