Dude looks like a (little old) lady

Hmm. Judging from this photo of Steven Tyler and actor Chuck Slavin at Pembroke Center Liquors, the Aerosmith singer is indeed in no shape to continue the band's summer tour. Tyler's arm is in a sling as a result of a broken shoulder suffered when he fell off the stage in South Dakota. (Those Zsa Zsa Gabor glasses aren't doing him any favors.) In an apology over the weekend to fans via Twitter, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry made it sound like it wasn't his idea to cancel the remainder of the tour. "I am so sorry about vocalist Steven Tyler having to cancel our Aerosmith shows," wrote Perry. "I can't say I'm sorry enough you guys are great fans to have." Perry's solo CD "Have Guitar, Will Travel," featuring a German singer named Hagen, is out Oct. 13th.



Holy cow -- he looks AWFUL!
I've heard Joe Perry go on and on about the decision to cancel the tour in a way that as a fan of Aerosmith , I find a bit arrogant and insulting. To suggest that Steven is just the vocalist is ridiculous and there was an alternative is ridiculous.
I wonder what Joe Perry would like Steven to do about the fact that he is injured? He needs not to apologize to the fans as we fully understand and accept this decision. I was heartsick to learn that Steven was hurt so badly that he could no longer tour.
The question is Joe why aren't you?
I thought that was Eunice Kennedy Shriver
I think my wife has that blouse... it's from Target.
Nice headline.....am I reading the Enquirer ?
What a great disguise!
YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By 'actor' do we mean ... Host at Uno's Chicago Bar and Grill?
HOLY CRAP! Doesn't he have enough money to pay someone tell him he looks like a chick? Oh and hey... isn't Steven Tyler sober? What's she... uh, I mean he doing in a packey?! :)
Oh my God, it's my Aunt Jane on Boston.com!
What terrible disease does he have?
C'mon. No way.
I think those glasses are making him look worse than he really is. Remember that Steven Tyler has always had a skinny, almost gaunt appearance. That said though, he isn't getting any younger.
That's not Steve?
dude is looking a little Michael Jackson's white grandmother-ish for sure, dude if you are gonna pose for photo's seriously - not sure I can ever listen to Walk This Way and get the image of a walker out of my mind.
What was Steven Tyler doing at a liquour store?
Off the wagon perhaps??
Sad ... and he's in a package store no less.
Aerosmith has fallen apart while KISS seems to get better with age.
Dude looks like a Lady...
Horrible picture of Steven Tyler. Sorry to hear about his accident hope he is recovering.
Dude looks like a little old lady? Pretty harsh Mr. Shanahan. What the #@%* will YOU look like at age 61?!
Am I imagining it, or is Tyler sporting some cleavage there? He looks like an old lady.
In this photo Steven Tyler DOES look like a little old lady!
He's no kid.....I think its time to lose the too long hair and start dressing a
tad differently.....he's starting to look a little freak showish like a lot of the old rockers who think they still look like they did in their youth.
HA,HA,.....he looks like an old woman..... aunt Gertrude!!!!!
He's looking like Nancy Regan.
Looks like the guy on the right is taking his grandmother out for trip to the packy...
This guy should have had some respect to leave Steven alone. Not for nothin, I understand what it feels like to be there and not want to meet him, but Steven is unfortunately always MORE THAN gracious to his fans; regardless of the situation. Steven needs to be left alone IMO, and this gentlemen should have been more respectful. Just sayin.
Is that Steven Tyler or one of the Kennedy women?
Didn't he just get out of rehab again? Why is he in a liquor store?
Look, kids, it's aging supermodel Janice Dickinson!
She's a cutie.
Yikes. If that's really Steven Tyler and not actually an elderly woman, that's one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.
Someone needs to start shopping in the grown-up section...no more juniors. Sorry chief.
Also worth noting: He's holding a pair of normal glasses in this hand, he must have popped them off so he wouldn't look foolish.
Please Steven. While you're laid up, please EAT SOMETHING. That is one scary picture! (And stop borrowing sunglasses from Nicole Ritchie!)
Kill it kill it
Wow. Hope he is not buying any booze at Pembroke Liquors. His body could not take it.
the bigger question is who is chuck slavin?
I'm fallin' off the stage
You can't help yourself from fallin'
Im sorry but my first take i thought it was Rose Kennedy.
Cruel title. This is the Boston Globe, not TMZ...though I find lately its slipping wuite a bit and many 'articles' appear to be written by college kids.
What's Steven Tyler doing in a liquor store? Still sober Steven?
He looks like one of those little ladies pulling a shopping basket in Miami, FL. "Love in an elevator?" The dude looks like he got stuck on the 13th floor and aged there listening to muzak.
Dude does look like a lady..But i love Aerosmith!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I've been looking for my grandmother for 20 years until now. Please leave the glasses to me in your will!
Dude IS a lady! If you expect us the beleive that's Steven Tyler, then you need to change your depends, cause you're delusional!
Dude IS a lady! If you expect us the beleive that's Steven Tyler, then you need to change your depends, cause you're delusional!
That's not Steven Tyler......it's Joan Rivers!!!!
OMG....wow...what's wrong with Steven? he looks awful!
Holy mackerel. I had to do a double take. He isn't aging gracefully, that is for sure...
Well, at least Liv now knows what's going to happen to her.
Is that Steven Tyler or one of the Kennedy women?
I'm not saying this to be cruel or controversial but my first response was that he looks like an elderly woman in this particular photo.
just, wow....
No wonder he broke his shoulder. He probably has osteoporosis judging by his appearance.
Wow - looks like he is on death's door.
Oh My God, This isn't Steven Tyler!
oh man... poor steve... cannot even deal with this picture!
oh man... poor steve... cannot even deal with this picture!
poor steven
THAT IS NOT STEVE TYLER!!
ewwwww!!
ohmygoodness.
totally thought that was mary kate olsen
Steve Tyler should stay out of liquor stores.
Don't tease the disease.
LMFAO YUCK. HE LOOKS LIKE A HOMELY OLD POOR LADY. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING.
Holy shit...I guess money can't buy everything!
joan rivers twin sister!!!!!!!!
No way that is Steven Tyler. Plus, I thought he didn't drink anymore?? why is he in a liquor store
why is he in a liquor store? I thought he was sober!
Wait the woman is a he/she o just a she ut you spelled it wrong.
um... anyone noticed the reading glasses Steven is holding...? Did he switch glasses for pic???
He looks like Janice Dickinson
ahh... steven looks like an old women
HE'S GOT TITS!!
I've met Tyler in previous years and was at the Show at the Buffalo Chip in Sturgis, South Dakota when he took the nose dive
and lets face it--he wasn't in great shape before hand....but the injuries don't help
may be time to think about retirment Grandpa Tyler!!!
doesn't mean we don't love you though-we all know you still Rock, but maybe just need to slow it down a bit...
is that Francona in the background?
I feel sorry for Steven , it was'nt his fault guys and what ever joe perry thinks is not matter , he is just the guitarist ,he can be replaced in a second , but Steven is the bone of Aerosmith , he can not be ever replaced , I hope you recover well steven and I hope you will never retire because your songs is what's make us alvie.
Nina Hagen?
Wow, that is cool!
Is that Jim Cantore in the background :P
As a long time fan of Aerosmith and specifically Joe Perry, I really feel how sincere Joe Perry is with his words and his feelings about cancelling the tour. This is not a press release from some publicist representing an out of touch superstar. This is from someone who has never forgotten his fan base and the people who truly like his music. As much as Perry is a superstar, you always feel like he is right around the corner with his guitar. I have a very good feeling that his solo album "Have guitar, will travel" will, at least help, fill a growing void in real rock music out there today.. Rock On Joe Perry!!
Walker this way.
ohh my goodnnesss steviee whhy those glassesss
Hum... He really looks like an old lady. At first I thought it was a silly joke, but... Yes, dude, you look like an old lady. Get well soon!!!
Wow !!! So...he does look like a lil ole lady...
but WTF is Perez gonna look like at that age ???
:P
Glad I saw Aerosmith in Phoenix...they did a nice job. Not sure what to make of Perry throwing Tyler under the bus, though.
ok, so I'm not getting this....is tyler frail due to age, a history of addiction, his hep c diagnosis from years ago or something else? Obviously he's not in this shape from his fall, but rather some other circumstances. I hope the band and fans can be patient and more understanding of whatever is ailing Tyler. Hes a great performer and from what I've heard a great guy. Good luck!
mwahahahahaha
Shame on you, boston.com, for making fun of someone who IS older, and injured. Are you so desperate for content that you have to make fun of people? This isn't journalism - this is trash. Shame...
dude needs a cheeseburger, stat!
OMG!!! If it didn't say Steven Tyler I would have thought he was someone's grandmother..
Very creepy.
No,he does not look like a little old lady!!! He is just feeling fragile with that hole situation!!! He will be always the most gorgeous and cool man that I ever seen. Get better soon Steven. Love you.xo!
that is not steven tyler...
OMG - he looks very hmmmmm worn......
this morning I submitted an innocuous commet on this and it has still not passed muster - I wonder why? I merely said 'not so much "lttle old" [which is insulting to all aging women] as ugly wrinkly".' why doesn't that get past the blogger?
"Dude looks like a (little old) lady"? Is that seriously the Globe's caption for this picture. The dude has had Hep. C for ten years. Thats not cool...
OMG he looks like death. ..wow
Looks like he fell off the stage, and the wagon!
Looks like he fell off the stage, and the wagon!
This isn't really him.
That is not Steven Tyler.
look like Janice Dickinson
Uh yes he does, the glasses doent help (and are those reading glasses in his hand)?
There is no way this is Steven Tyler. The person on the left has female chest anatomy. And Steven Tyler doesn't..
Why you spread falsehoods like this?
See what years and years of drugs will do to you. He's looking more like Norman Bates' mother in Psycho.
First WBCN and by the looks of it, pretty soon Steve. This disease sucks, it's relentless and terminal. I pray that he can surrender and return to good health and sobriety before he's taken from us.
Dude looks like a homely, old lady. Please tell me that's not really Steven Tyler. It's a joke, right? Or maybe one of those sleazy separated at birth photo galleries that Boston.com frequently uses to get more hits on their website so they can sell more ads to advertisers.
Oh, come on! That's not Tyler, it's Ruth Bader Ginsburg!
Thanks Steven I was looking so foward to seeing ZZ TOP
I thought Audrey Hepburn was dead.
My God, he looks like Lee Radziwill!
He looks like a woman.
Perry's quote makes him look like a twat.
he looks dreamy. GET OFF OF MY YARD
As horrible as he looks, I think it is more alarming that a man who is supposed to be sober is in a liquor store.
Is this really Tyler? If so, he looks ill, not just recovering from an injury.
wow...............
Granny glasses will do it every time.
WTF? was it a broken shoulder or sexual reassignment surgery he went in for?
He looks terrible. I would have jumped off the stage in preference to appearing in public looking like that. Too much hard living?
What's Terry Francona doing there?
My god he does look like an old lady!
Is that what Liv Tyler will look like in her later years?
That is not Steven Tyler. No way.
Leona Helmsley?