Amy Poehler at Harvard today (Reuters/Brian Snyder)
Even before she opened her mouth today, Amy Poehler managed to make us laugh. The Burlington-bred star of "Parks and Recreation" was the Class Day speaker at Harvard, and as she waited to talk, smart-aleck student Scott Levin-Gesundheit referred to Poehler as the "blonde Tina Fey." Without missing a beat, Poehler flipped the kid the middle finger. (That's what you call physical humor.) To be fair, Levin-Gesundheit's speech was funny, and even Poehler laughed out loud when the Harvard senior said he'd relieved himself nine times in the Widener Library stacks. An alum of BC - "which some call the Harvard of Boston" - Poehler encouraged students to keep an open mind as they embark on life after college. "Other people's ideas are often better than your own. Find people who challenge and inspire you. Spend a lot of time with them. It will change your life," she said. "You're here because someone gave you strength: God, Allah, Buddha, Gaga. Whoever you pray to." She also asked the students to be kind to their elders. "Would it kill you to be nicer to your parents?" said Poehler, whose owns parents were sitting nearby. "They have sacrificed so much for you and all they want you to do is smile and take a picture with your weird cousins."
A few other pearls of wisdom from Poehler:
- "If I wanted to give advice as an actor: Donít do it. Donít be one. There are too many. Sorry no more room at the inn. I bet youíre great, just work with the human genome."
- "I cannot stress enough that the answer to a lot of your lifeís questions is often in someone elseís face. Look at peopleís faces. They will tell you amazing things. Like if theyíre angry, nauseous, or asleep.
- "You never know whatís around the corner unless you peek. Hold someoneís hand while you do it, youíll feel less scared. Itís much more fun to succeed and fail with other people. You can blame them."
- "When you feel scared, hold someoneís hand, look into their eyes. When you feel brave, do the same thing. You are here because youíre smart and brave, and if you add to that kindness and the ability to change a tire, you almost make up the perfect person."
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