81st Oscars 9:22 p.m.

Red carpet fairy Sarah Jessica Parker and the sexiest man in the room (sorry, Mr. Jackman), Daniel Craig, are giving away art direction, costumes, and makeup. They've got no human chemistry, but their clothes are in love. (Donald Graham Burt and Victor J. Zolfo, of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," win for art direction; a very nervous Michael O'Connor of "The Duchess" wins for costume, which I ought to have known; and Greg Cannon wins for makeup for "Benjamin Button".) How smart to turn three categories in one well-produced sequence. They've really thought about how to make this seem classily smooth, not hasty and desperate. It's working.