81st Oscars 9:26 p.m.

We're on to a montage of romance in 2008, presented by Robert Pattinson and Amanda Seyfried, whose dress, sadly, I am no longer that into. It's interesting: montages that reach back to last year as opposed to the last 60 years, as is customary at this show. There's a single clip from "Milk" and about six from "Benjamin Button." Oh, well. When it's over, one of the announcers says, "Stay tuned for an appearance by an actor whose movies have made over $4 billion dollars!" I guess we love money, too.