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81st Oscars 9:53 p.m.

Posted by Wesley Morris  February 22, 2009 09:53 PM

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Sorry mom, it's Beyoncé, who will now proceed to have a razzle-dazzle-off with Hugh Jackman. They're performing every song to appear in a movie ever, including from "High School Musical 3." This is the first low of the evening. It's a Vegasy low. I'm expecting to Siegfried and Roy. Céline, perhaps. It's not gay. It's not good. It's not even bad. Just -- how you say? -- off. And I suspect Beyoncé knows it. She's a perfectionist, and it appears she was lip-synching, which I don't think she's done since Destiny's Child. Baz Luhrmann put this number together, and he's been exposed. Most of the songs are terrible. But, really, he's not a live-theater guy, despite those operas he's done. This thing was a conceptual mess (why have Seyfried, Hudgens, Efron, and Dominic Cooper also crowd in Jackman and Beyoncé? Luhrmann needs a camera to frame action then hack it up. Here he crams the stage with nonsense. That might have been worse than anything in any "High School Musical."

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2 comments so far...
  1. Luhrmann is amazing. It is not every man who can make Beyonce seem like a wedding band singer .

    Posted by jo march February 22, 09 10:22 PM
  1. That was awful. I'm hating this oscars! I want to see movie clips, not out-of-work former winners. This is excruciating! Typing screenplays? Stupid musical numbers? Too much sjp. Awful "young boys" joke in franco rogin nightmare...this is bad, bad, bad.

    Posted by disappointed February 22, 09 10:30 PM
 

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