Legend #1

Trivette (Clarence Gilyard, background, left) watches on as Walker (Chuck Norris, center) and Gage (Judson Mills, right) go undercover as convicts at a rough Arkansas maximum security prison to investigate guards who are staging and videotaping brutal fights between the prisoners on 'Walker Texas Ranger.'
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.

Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell, "What the hell was that?"