What a wicked game

A few months ago we went to the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom, and the security fascists there wouldn't let us buy a beer because our ID was slightly bent, even though we were obviously the oldest person in the room. From that moment forth we've had a vendetta against the place, but we'll reluctantly suspend it to tell you that Chris Isaak is playing there tonight. The man responsible for what is probably the single sexiest song of all time probably won't head outside to the beach to reenact the even sexier video, but that doesn't mean you can't. OK, we did our job, vendetta resumes . . . now. (Isaak also plays the South Shore Music Circus on Thursday). 18+ 8 p.m. $26-$50. Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom, 169 Ocean Blvd., Hampton, N.H. 617-931-2000. www.ticketmaster.com