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Promises, promises

Local rock luminaries offer their New Year’s resolutions

Amanda Palmer hopes to take a break in 2011. Amanda Palmer hopes to take a break in 2011. (Kyle Cassidy)
By Jonathan Perry
Globe Correspondent / December 31, 2010

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Who knows how long they’ll last this time? New Year’s resolutions, like good intentions, have a reliable way of floundering (or maybe that’s just us blaming the resolutions) or fading like a footprint in a January blizzard.

Still, be it stubborn optimism or collective amnesia, this charming pattern does little to stop us from those annual pledges of self-improvement. We are, after all, creatures of habit. We need to feel that the coming year spells a fresh start and will, ultimately, leave us fulfilled and triumphant. And why the heck not? It is a new year after all!

With this complex (read: self-deluded) psychology in mind, we asked folks in and around the local music scene — many of whom had a pretty fair 2010 (which suggests they may have actually kept a few of their resolutions from last year) — what goals they’ve set for 2011. Here’s some of what they had to say.

I’ve lost 125 lbs. this past year and I resolve to rock in 2011. I hope to leap about with my Hofner bass as often as possible this year, write as many songs as I can imagine, and sing as often and as loudly as I can. I plan to make music instead of excuses.

Corin Ashley, singer-songwriter

1. Eat more greens.

2. Drink carrot/beet/apple juice every day [made with our new Jack LaLanne juicer].

3. Do yoga anywhere possible [back of minivan, green room, on stage, etc.]

4. Set up barter system so fans can trade local food in exchange for merchandise [organic veggies, raw milk, grass-fed beef, free range eggs etc.]

Suz Slezak and David Wax, David Wax Museum

Finish John Powhida International full length. Drink a little less and call my dad a little more.

John Powhida, singer-songwriter, John Powhida International Airport

As absurd as it sounds, this is the first year of my life since 2001 that I’m actually going to take a legitimate break. Really. Off. Home. CLEANING. I wonder if I will, or if, as usual, something shiny and sparkly will come flying in to distract me. It’s probable that two days before my break, David Bowie/Morrissey/Nick Cave is going to call and invite me to open for him. But let’s burn that bridge when we get to it, shall we?

Amanda Palmer, singer-songwriter

My new year’s resolutions are as follows — and written in Haiku:

don’t get caught slippin

finish my next recording [mixing record 6 next month]

flipp scripp-come correck

P.S.: I did not want to get into the whole haiku debate, you know the one, dealing with the equating of syllables and moras [not to mention that most western Haiku never contain the Kigo or Kiregi]. I kind of feel like the terrorists have won if we engage that cliche postmodern critique of contemporary American popular discourse.

Kurt von Stetten, songwriter-musician

I’ve never understood New Year’s resolutions. Jan. 1 seems like a random time to start keeping promises that I couldn’t keep yesterday. But if I were to make one it would probably be to poke Mitch McConnell [U.S. Senator, R-Kentucky] with a stick.

Alastair Moock , singer-songwriter; founder, Pastures of Plenty music series

My New Year’s resolution is [to] create a limited first edition, hand-painted, silkscreened, numbered, hard copy of the facebook.com. If that falls through, I would like to instate horses as the modern day SUV.

Jocie Adams, the Low Anthem

My fiancée Rachel and I have resolved to get married at center ice of a Worcester Sharks game [AHL affiliate of San Jose Sharks: go Joe Thornton!] on Sunday, Jan. 23, 3 p.m., complete with a post-game skate for all who attend. Everyone is invited, as there are 7,000 seats for us to fill.

Shred, Team Shred Productions

We had an awesome 2010. Three albums released. Played a bleep-ton of shows and drank an even bleeper-ton of beer and whiskey. Hurray for that. The new record will be the best record of the year. 2011 will also include: Used Christmas tree bonfires in the backyard, lots of band in-fighting, the consumption of at least 365 Manhattans, and an increased use of the slide whistle. Woohoo!

Joe Pleiman, Summer Villains

For Girls Rock Camp Boston it would be to find a building to rent out year-round in 2011, to help us continue to carry out our mission to end rocklessness in Boston girls 4-eva!

Hilken Mancini, programs director, Girls Rock Camp Boston

My New Year’s resolution is to not let the zombie apocalypse stand in the way of my band hitting [prime-time]. Even if we have to rig up Tim the tour van with a front-end cattle prod, firing ports, and plate armor, we will bring our rock to your town.

Adam Ritchie, the Lights Out

1. To see a song from the upcoming Mars Classroom record, “The New Theory of Everything,’’ make the Top 40, allowing Robert Pollard and me to realize the lifelong dream of having a hit.

2. To rescue the new, already finished Big Dipper album from languishing in the digital realm (hello, Merge . . . is anyone home? Anyone?), and to get it into the hands of all seven of our ardent supporters (not including spouses and family members).

3. To find a label to release 13 new songs by Bob Fay and me (Hello Warner Brothers . . . is anyone home? Anyone?).

4. To figure out how to use iTunes.

Gary Waleik, Big Dipper; Mars Classroom

Three Day Threshold had a really good 2010, so 2011 has its work cut out for itself. This February, we are doing a tour for the troops in the Middle East. I guess all I’d like in 2011 is for the troops, and my bandmates too for that matter, to come home safe.

Kier Byrnes, Three Day Threshold

Finally figured out my second tattoo. Forearm. Inside. I’m getting, in Russian, Dostoevsky’s “Beauty Will Save the World.’’ I’d like to think so. No. I DO think so. With all that’s dark on the planet, my hippie heart tells me that Everyone knows beauty and is moved/transformed by it. [Not unlike those in the concentration camps who carved butterflies into the wooden walls — chrysalis to flight]. Hope inscribed on this old arm.

Rick Berlin, the Nickel & Dime Band

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Jonathan Perry can be reached at roughgems@aol.com.