May 11: Goodbye, so longBy Jake Brennan
04:00 PM
CHORUS MONOLOGUE EVAN: This is Jake Brennan. Jake, there's been a lot of talk on the message boards. You been called everything from a genius to a T-Rex with floppy hair. What is your opinion on this? JAKE: (nonsensical backward vocal track) EVAN: Quick follow up follow-up to your hair. Why are you so beautiful. (Mic to hair, Behind me, we have the Folk Hero Industries team. EVAN: Please introduce yourself. COLIN: Colin. EVAN: Please describe yourself in one word. COLIN: Pampered EVAN: You've been described as the Sam Peckinpah of the 617 area code. What is your take on his? COLIN: Don't believe the hype. EVAN: When is Jake playing this weekend? LUKE: (lists some shows) EVAN: Describe yourself in one word. LUKE: Cheese (bleeped out for comedic effect) EVAN: This is Mooch, he's our production manager. What do you have to say for yourself? (walks away before taking the answer.) EVAN: We'd like to thank everyone for tuning into this week's installment of Pop-Ed. Jake, do you have anything you'd like to say to the people? CHORUS EVAN: We'd also like to give a shout out to Tony Blair and remind the CHORUS (in British accent) Read the story behind the song: What do you think? Share your thoughts here. |


