The company that sells all those "As Seen on TV" products is looking for the next big thing. Infomercial king AJ Khubani is inviting inventors to pitch him products that could rival the Clapper or Ped Egg. According to the Associated Press, he's doing it "American Idol"-style, stopping in various cities with a panel of judges who will help him decide which products he should choose. This is a good enough excuse for us to reprise the greatest infomercial ever made. You following me, camera guy?