Be Very, Very Afraid

Courtesy of Joan Anderman:

One of the oddest musical concepts in memory -- Scarlett Johansson interpreting the songs of Tom Waits -- will be unleashed upon the world May 20. The title is "Anywhere I Lay My Head." The prognosis is grim. For a sample of Scar-Jo's vocal wares, check out this shaky clip of her sitting in with the Jesus and Mary Chain at Coachella.