Chuck tries to give Lucy to Peppermint Patty, and she says no? "Lucy Must Be Traded, Charlie Brown" is at 9 p.m. on Channel 5.
In perhaps his most visible role since "Knots Landing: Back to the Cul-de-Sac," Ted Shackelford gets stuck in a mine in "Cave In," at 8 p.m. on Channel 68.
The Jerry Lewis telethon starts Sunday, but the great "King of Comedy" is tonight at 8 on IFC.
"I, Detective," you viewers? It's on Court TV at 8:30.
The next classic TV actor to do an "ER" stint after Alan Alda and Sally Field is Bob Newhart, the subject of A&E's "Biography" at 9.
NEWS & TALK SHOWS
"The Early Show" at 7 a.m. on Channels 4 and 12. Accessories for the fall; Labor Day picnic on the plaza. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Good Morning America" at 7 a.m. on Channels 5, 6, and 9. Counting Crows perform; 25th anniversary of the movie "Animal House." (Closed-captioned)
"Today" at 7 a.m. on Channels 7 and 10; 10 a.m. on Channel 7. Mary J. Blige performs on the plaza; homework help. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Jenny Jones" at 7 a.m. on Channel 56. Provocatively dressed women get conservative makeovers. (Closed-captioned)
"Maury" at 8 a.m. on Channel 56; noon on WPIX. Opposite couples discuss their lives together. (Closed-captioned)
"Life Today" at 8:30 a.m. on Channel 68. With James Robison. In stereo.
"Martha Stewart Living" at 9 a.m. on Channels 4 and 64. (Closed-captioned)
"The John Walsh Show" at 9 a.m. on Channels 5 and 9; 11 a.m. on Channel 10. A couple tell their story of saving their 6-year-old daughter's life.
"Live With Regis and Kelly" at 9 a.m. on Channel 7; 10 a.m. on Channel 10. Conclusion of the Relly Awards: Funniest Moment; Most Touching Moment; Best Demonstration; Best Guest Co-host; Best Makeover. In stereo.
"Montel Williams" at 9 a.m. on Channel 12; 4 p.m. on Channel 25. Guests who took polygraph and paternity tests return to give updates.
"Texas Justice" at 9 a.m. on Channel 25. A man stops his payments when a dating service fails to fulfill his requirements. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Jerry Springer" at 9 a.m. on Channel 56 and WPIX. A man leaves his wife for his mistress; a man returns to his wife; a woman's fiance demands that she prostitute herself; a man sleeps with his wife's best friend. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"The Other Half" at 10 a.m. on Channels 5 and 9; 3 p.m. on Channel 10. Basketball player Lisa Leslie; fashionable dress-down clothes; spas for mothers-to-be. (Closed-captioned)
"Maury" at 10 a.m. on Channel 56 and WPIX. Unbelievable paternity test results of the season. (Closed-captioned)
"Jenny Jones" at 10 a.m. on Channel 64; 11 a.m. on Channel 56; 1 p.m. on WPIX. Guests confess their true feelings to their friends by serenading them; special guests Bone, Thugs-n-Harmony perform their hit "Crossroads." (Closed-captioned)
"The View" at 11 a.m. on Channels 5, 6, and 9. Chart Toppers. Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Bryan Adams, Annie Lennox, Vanessa Carlton, and Josh Groban perform. In stereo.
"Ricki Lake" at 11 a.m. on Channel 64; 2 p.m. on Channel 38. Penny-pinching guests each receive $50 to spend efficiently and creatively. (Closed-captioned)
"Jerry Springer" at 11 a.m. on WPIX; noon on Channel 56. A man watches out for his niece; a wife sleeps with her cousin; a woman plans to raise her child in the Ku Klux Klan; a man confronts his wife's new lover. In stereo.
"Good Day Live" at 12 p.m. on Channel 25; 3 p.m. on Channel 64. Entertainment news and gossip; new Style File.
"Charlie Rose" at noon and 6 p.m. on Channel 44. Author Calvin Trillin. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Dr. Phil" at 3 p.m. on Channel 4; 5 p.m. on Channel 6. A woman sues the school board when her daughter does not make the cheerleading squad; a teenager starts skipping school after failing cheerleading tryouts.
"Oprah Winfrey" at 4 p.m. on Channels 5, 9, and 10. Survivors discuss the plane crash that took the lives of their parents and siblings. (Closed-captioned)
"New England Business Day" at 6:30 and 7:30 p.m. on NECN.
"McLaughlin Group" at 7:30 p.m. on Channel 2. (Closed-captioned)
"NewsNight With Chet Curtis" at 8 p.m. on NECN."Washington Week" at 9 p.m. on Channel 2; 1 a.m. on Channel 44. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Ask Rita" at 10:30 p.m. on Channel 50. Best Of. Video clips.
"Sports Wrap" at 10:45 p.m. on Channel 64.
"Charlie Rose" at 11:30 p.m. on Channel 2. Actors Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, and producer Joel Silver ("The Matrix Reloaded"). In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Late Show With David Letterman" at 11:35 p.m. on Channels 4 and 12. Actress Bonnie Hunt; comic Don Gavin. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" at 11:35 p.m. on Channels 7 and 10. Actor Ashton Kutcher; singer/actress Kelly Rowland; Lang Lang performs. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" at 12:05 a.m. on Channels 5, 6, and 9. Guest cohost Super Dave Osborne; actor Ashton Kutcher; comic Louis C. K. In stereo.
"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" at 12:35 a.m. on Channels 7 and 10. Comic Dennis Miller; actor John Corbett; Adam Glasser, maker of hard-core films. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"The Late Late Show With Craig Kilborn" at 1:05 a.m. on Channels 4 and 12. Actor Scott Glenn; actress Traci Lords; Ben Lee performs. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"The Caroline Rhea Show" at 1:05 a.m. on Channels 5 and 9. (Closed-captioned)
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