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James Denton, the older hunk on "Desperate Housewives," sucks face with "Reba," at 9 p.m. on Channel 56. He has a sweet tooth when it comes to orange cotton candy.
"The Greatest Commercials: Super Bowl vs. the World" pits our annual football ads against spots from other countries. Somehow I don't think "the World" is going to win this one, at 8 p.m. on Channel 4.
Did you know that singer Michael Bolton once baby-sat for "Less Than Perfect" guest star Paula Abdul, who happens to be 5-2? Thank God for the Internet, at 9:30 p.m. on Channel 5.
MATTHEW GILBERT
"The Early Show" at 7 a.m. on Channels 4 and 12. A report on the Screen Actors Guild Awards. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Good Morning America" at 7 a.m. on Channels 5, 6, and 9. "Desperate Housewives"; chef Sara Moulton; Olympians Morgan and Paul Hamm. (Closed-captioned)
"Today" at 7 a.m. on Channel 7. Super Bowl treats; It's CojoTime; figure skater Timothy Goebel performs. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"News" at 7 a.m. on WPIX. Figure skater Victor Petrenko. (Closed-captioned)
"Life Today" at 8:30 a.m. on Channel 68. With James Robison. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"The Larry Elder Show" at 9 a.m. on Channel 4; 1:35 a.m. on Channel 6. Parents ask for help curbing their teen girls' reckless behavior. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"The Jane Pauley Show" at 9 a.m. on Channels 5 and 9; 11 a.m. on Channel 10. NFL moms Wilma McNabb, Bonita Favre, Kathy Wistrom, and Celia Gold. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Live With Regis and Kelly" at 9 a.m. on Channel 7; 10 a.m. on Channel 10. Actor Harvey Fierstein (Broadway's "Fiddler on the Roof"); Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne; author Mireille Giuliano ("French Women Don't Get Fat"); Pontiac Extreme Van-a-Day Giveaway. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Texas Justice" at 9 a.m. on Channel 25. A woman borrows money when her car stalls in Miami. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Jerry Springer" at 9 a.m. on Channel 56. A woman fights to get her husband back; a man reveals his affair with the baby sitter; a woman confronts her husband about his affair with her friend. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"The Tony Danza Show" at 10 a.m. on Channel 6; 1:05 a.m. on Channel 5. Actress Carmen Electra shows off moves from her striptease aerobics video; a fired "Apprentice"; chef Rocco DiSpirito.
"Montel Williams" at 10 a.m. on Channel 12; 3 p.m. on Channel 25. Controversial murder trials. (Closed-captioned)
"Maury" at 10 a.m. on Channel 56 and WPIX. Guests return to find out if their significant others are still cheating. (Closed-captioned)
"The View" at 11 a.m. on Channels 5, 6, and 9. Actress Debra Messing; actor Dermot Mulroney; John Legend performs. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"The Ellen DeGeneres Show" at 11 a.m. on Channel 7; 3 p.m. on Channel 10; 4 p.m. on Channel 50. Actress Cate Blanchett ("The Aviator"); actor Peter Gallagher; Wilma McNabb, mother of NFL player Donovan McNabb; Whittier Redskins pee-wee football team; performance by the Bethune-Cookman College Marching Wildcats. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Jerry Springer" at 11 a.m. on Channel 56 and WPIX. A man wants to win back his ex-girlfriend; a man tells his girlfriend that he is gay; a man tells his wife that he slept with her friend on the eve of their wedding. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Good Day Live" at noon on Channel 25. On the set of "Less Than Perfect"; Sandra Lee with Super Bowl snacks; co-host Debbie Matenopoulos takes on San Francisco. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Pat Croce: Moving In" at noon on Channel 38; 12:30 p.m. on Channel 50. Updates on past guests, including the couple who contemplated staying together for the kids, and the unhappy wife whose husband overextends himself. (Closed-captioned)
"Charlie Rose" at noon on Channel 44. Thierry Breton, CEO of
"Maury" at noon on Channel 56 and WPIX. Unbelievable paternity test results. (Closed-captioned)
"Pat Croce: Moving In" at 12:30 p.m. on Channel 38; 12:30 a.m. on Channel 50. A woman's family confronts her about the Grinch-like attitude she has every holiday season. (Closed-captioned)
"Life & Style" at 3 p.m. on Channel 38. Model Carol Alt; a 42-year-old mother of five gets a makeover; the future of plastic surgery; transforming salvaged goods into attractive home accessories; a sensitive guy travels cross-country to find love. (Closed-captioned)
"Oprah Winfrey" at 4 p.m. on Channels 5, 9, and 10. Tina Turner makes a "Desperate Housewives" star's lifelong dream come true. (Closed-captioned)
"Dr. Phil" at 5 p.m. on Channels 4 and 6; 10 p.m. on Channel 38. Guests resent sacrifices they have made for their children.
"New England Business Day" at 6:30 and 7:30 p.m. on NECN.
"Beat the Press" at 7 p.m. on Channel 2. John Carroll, the Globe's Mark Jurkowitz, and TV producer Callie Crossley.
"McLaughlin Group" at 7:30 p.m. on Channel 2.
"Chronicle" at 7:30 p.m. on Channel 5. Super Bowl preview. (Closed-captioned)
"The Insider" at 7:30 p.m. on Channel 6; 11 p.m. on Channel 38. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Washington Week" at 8:30 p.m. on Channel 2; 1 a.m. on Channel 44. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Sports Wrap" at 10:30 p.m. on Channel 64.
"Tavis Smiley" at 11 p.m. on Channel 44. Musicians Daryl Hall and John Oates perform. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Late Show With David Letterman" at 11:35 p.m. on Channels 4 and 12. Actor Matthew Fox; Al Franken; Nanci Griffith performs. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" at 11:35 p.m. on Channels 7 and 10. Talk-show host Ellen DeGeneres; actor James Denton; Five for Fighting perform. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" at 12:05 a.m. on Channels 5, 6, and 9. LeAnn Rimes performs. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Tavis Smiley" at 12:30 a.m. on Channel 2. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" at 12:35 a.m. on Channels 4 and 12; 1:10 a.m. NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" at 12:35 a.m. on Channels 7 and 10. Sharon Osbourne; actor Dermot Mulroney; Jem performs. In stereo. (Closed-captioned)
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