Critic's corner

Y(ou) M(ight) C(atch) A(n appearance by the Village People).

She talks with a ghost in a bakery. Long story short, less garlic please.

In Boston, the show is called simply "Drivers."

Here's an odd bit of stunt-casting. "Cane" is not a youth-oriented soap opera, but tonight's guest star is Kristin Cavallari (left), from MTV's "Laguna Beach." She'll play a social-climbing club girl, which shouldn't be too much of a stretch for her. Also tonight, Pancho reveals his secret to the family, which has been falling apart since Alex took over.

Tonight they make sushi. 1 dude drooling.

The winner is announced and still wants to be a soap star.