Critic's corner
RURAL 101
Gone Country
8 p.m., CMTOh me, oh my. And that Diana DeGarmo from "American Idol" was such a nice girl. Now shes slumming with the D-list on this latest reality show about learning to be a country star. The cast of people who've signed up to live in a Nashville home and learn the ways of country music include Carnie Wilson, Maureen McCormick, Sisqo, Dee Snider, Julio Iglesias Jr., and the one and - thank God - only Bobby Brown.
Ugliest House on the Block
10 p.m., WEBut a very nice personality.
How to Look Good Naked
9 and 9:30 p.m., LifetimeHave your birthday suit pressed.
Miss America Reality Check
10 p.m., TLCPinch me! I could be the next Mary Ann Mobley!
SMASH CLASH
Friday Night Lights
9 p.m., Channel 7Last week, Smash and his white girlfriend, Noelle, encountered much racial flak. First, their parents openly discouraged their relationship. Then the couple were harassed while kissing at a movie. What, is this 1960? Tonight, Smash, played by Gaius Charles, deals with the fallout from that violent movie-theater incident. New episodes of "FNL" continue through Feb. 8, by the way.
Dog Whisperer
8 and 9 p.m., National GeographicHe's calm, assertive, and has experience with bulldogs. Cesar for president.
Desperate Housewives
9 p.m., Channel 5Lynette's brownies are wasteful, to be blunt about it.
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