8 and 8:30 p.m., Channel 5
Weird. It’s the season finale. ABC rushed full-steam-ahead through the seven episodes of this sweet new sitcom, which premiered just over two weeks ago. Tonight’s second episode is notable in that it features a guest-starring appearance by Rumer Willis (left, with Joey Slotnick), daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. The show is executive produced by Rumer’s stepfather, Ashton Kutcher.
Signed, Mrs. Carrot Top.
Paris-sight ing.
Go Adriana from Shrewsbury!
Finally, a new episode. Grissom (William Peterson, below) and his trusty crew are back to solve the murders of key witnesses in a gang-related case. Also, the guys have colds, so I imagine there will be a lot of C, S, and I - coughing, sneezing, and itching of eyes.
Jack goes missing. Detective, find thyself.
She's a raging mockaholic.
A wealthy Manhattan couple (Sam Rockwell, Vera Farmiga) struggle with their 9-year-old bundle of terror (Jacob Kogan). The trouble with very-bad-kid thrillers is that your own parental instincts kick in. And this is the sort where nobody does what you would do: spank or offer an extra-strength time-out. Directed and co-written by George Ratliff. (R; runs through April 10) - Wesley Morris
