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Critic's corner

Miss USA
9 p.m., Channel 7
The 51 contestants gather in Las Vegas for this beauty smackdown, the 57th annual. But here’s the real excitement: Donny and Marie Osmond are cohosting! Time to turn the brightness on your TV set down. And there’s more: Celebrity judges will include Heather Mills,Joey Fatone, and Rob Schneider. Why, it’s all just too good to be true.

Ghost Whisperer
8 p.m., Channel 4

A blogger threatens Melinda. That's (cough, go blogger, cough) terrible.

Quest for the Giant Squid
8 p.m., Discovery Channel

Don't forget the giant dipping sauce.

Adams Family InFestation
10 p.m., TV Land

A four-hour festival. A timeless bad pun.

COURTING VIEWERS
Canterbury's Law

9 p.m., Channel 25

Fox moved this legal drama from Mondays to Friday-night nowheresville because it has not attracted a big viewership. Too bad. The cases aren't great, but Julianna Margulies (inset) has been dynamite as an iron-fisted Providence lawyer. It's hard to believe she's the same actress who played the more fragile Carol Hathaway on "ER."

Biography
9 p.m., Biography Channel

Escobar by Escobar, not Chase.

Dog Whisperer
8 p.m., National Geographic

An antisocial pup. Suggested name: House.

ON DEMAND
The Queen
Comcast, Encore

Helen Mirren (above) gives a tour-de-force performance as Queen Elizabeth II, wondering why her people are so terribly upset over Princess Di's death. Writer Peter Morgan and director Stephen Frears have fashioned a subtle, funny, ultimately touching tragedy of royal manners; the guilty pleasures of behind-palace-doors drama are balanced by empathy and insight. With Michael Sheen as Tony Blair. (PG-13; runs through April 24) - Ty Burr 

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