A vampire fights the paparazzi. Careful - those photographers use bright flash bulbs.
Drinking, driving, drugs, sex. Are you sure this isn't an episode of "Degrassi: The Next Generation"?
Nicktoons
Nicktoons airs this 90-minute cartoon premiere just in time to tie in with the live-action film. Tonight, we get the origin story, in which an orphan named Speed starts to study at Racer Academy, and figures out how to build a really rad car. (It's got a gasless engine, too. Environmentalists, take note.)
I can understand having a kid's birthday party at Disney World, but a wedding?
Stuck on a sewage-treatment ship with a leader who's going insane? I'd rather be a Cylon.
Otherwise known as the Britney Spears Schadenfreude Hour.
Gonzo finds out he's part of a species from another planet in this very entertaining outing featuring Kermit, Miss Piggy (above with Andie MacDowell), and their fuzzy friends. A sassy and surreal sense of humor and a '70s funk soundtrack make this movie not just for kids. Jeffrey Tambor is wonderful as the bad guy, a government bureaucrat alarmed at what he thinks is an impending alien invasion. (G; runs through May 11) 
