Critic's corner
HOOF-A-THON
Dance Machine
8 p.m., Channel 5There just aren't enough dance contests on TV these days, don't you think? Its really a crime. So ABC has come to our rescue with another hoof-a-thon. In this new reality series, six dancers will compete each week for $100,000.
Hillbilly Deluxe
9 p.m., CMTRednecks with money.
Meerkat Manor: The Next Generation
9 p.m., Animal PlanetRocket Dog with pups.
Hallmark Heroes
8 p.m., Hallmark ChannelRegis with humanitarians.
GLAAD TIDINGS
GLAAD Media Awards
8 p.m., BravoBravo, the honorary gay network, is airing this celebration of fair media portrayals of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgender individuals. This year, the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation pays tribute to Janet Jackson, Rufus Wainwright, Herb Ritts, "Brothers & Sisters," "Ugly Betty," and Bravo's own "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List." Among the guests: Sally Field, T.R. Knight, Rachel Griffiths, Sarah Silverman, and Jimmy Kimmel.
The Family Stone
9 p.m., FXSJP with SAD.
40 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes Ever
8 p.m., E!Paris with microphone.
ON DEMAND
Platoon

Except for the unnecessary voice-over narration, writer-director Oliver Stone's explosive account of the unimaginable horror during the Vietnam war captures the dog soldier's misery better than any other film. (R; runs through July 10)