Hollywood Sings Country 9 p.m., CMT
What happens when movie and TV stars decide they're country-music singers? CMT's website promises that "you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cheer." Or did they mean "jeer"? Among the stars mentioned on the show: Kevin Costner, John Corbett, Vicki Lawrence, and Jerry Springer.
Mighty Aphrodite 10 p.m., Flix
Wow. I rewatched this 1995 movie recently, and I was surprised to see just how poorly Mira Sorvino's Oscar-winning performance has aged. As a dumber-than-dumb hooker with a voice like a muppet, she's pretty flat. Woody Allen's script, though, has its moments, as always.
The Late Show With David Letterman 11:35 p.m., Channel 4
Green Day: hungry night.
Head Case 10 p.m., Starz
Jerry Seinfeld: nothing doing.
Don't Forget the Lyrics 8 p.m., Channel 25
Meat Loaf: "Bat" man.
House 9 p.m., Channel 25
James Wilson: Dr. Watson.
E! True Hollywood Story 8 p.m., E!
Rachael Ray: crocodile smile.
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