Jon & Kate Plus 8 9 p.m., TLC
What began as a little cable show about a freakishly large family became tabloid fodder this spring, as rumors swirled about a possible Jon affair. In tonight's season opener, the couple addresses the controversy and celebrates the sextuplets' fifth birthday.
Here Come the Newlyweds 10 p.m., Channel 5
The second-season premiere of this nouveau "Newlywed Show" brings us plenty of fun gender stereotypes. Can wives give their husbands directions? Certainly not!
The Bachelorette 8 p.m., Channel 5
Jillian dines with a beau in a bank vault. Do they get federal bailout funds?
How I Met Your Mother 8:30 p.m., Channel 4
The one where we learn what "Dowisetrepla" means.
The Hills 10 p.m. MTV
Will Lauren come to Speidi's wedding? All signs point to "no."
The Link 9 p.m., History
Exploring the Missing Link. Will he come to Speidi's wedding?
New York Goes to Work 10 p.m., VH1
Because flaunting it all for VH1 is definitely not a job.
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