E! True Hollywood Story 10 p.m., E!
Believe it or not, this is the 500th episode of the voyeuristic series, and it's a retrospective: "The 10 Greatest Stories Ever Told." If one of them doesn't involve Britney, I'll eat my shoe.
Wipeout 8 p.m., Channel 5
It's summer, so the big red balls are back. "Wipeout" returns for its second season tonight, and the producers promise more and better ways to belly flop.
So You Think You Can Dance 8 p.m., Channel 25
The auditions continue. Be brutally honest, Nigel!
Tattoo Highway 10 p.m., A&E
A new series about a roving tattoo parlor in a 1970s tour bus. Sounds positively Dharmariffic.
Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns 10 p.m., TBS
The season two premiere, with a marijuana subplot.
The Cougar 10 p.m., TV Land
Stacey takes the finalists to Vegas. This show is so classy.
Make Me a Supermodel 10 p.m., Bravo
The models pose with fire and explosions. Sweating is not allowed.