Daily guide

Chat at noon with Matthew Gilbert and Joanna Weiss on TV.

Chat at 1 p.m. with Carol Stocker on gardening.

Chat at 2 p.m. with Peter Hotton on home repair.

Mozart 3 p.m. WCRB-FM (99.5) Symphony No. 25, with Prague Chamber Orchestra.

Brahms 9 p.m. WCRB-FM (99.5) Symphony No. 1, with conductor Wolfgang Sawallisch.

Grateful Dead Radio Hour 11 p.m. WUMB-FM (91.9) Various performances.

Good Morning America at 7 a.m. on Chs. 5, 6, and 9.

Today at 7 a.m. on Chs. 7 and 10; 10 a.m. on Ch. 7. A wedding recap; “Today’s Pets’’; Hawaiian recipes; home decor; “Today’s Travel.’’

Daily Show With Jon Stewart at 9 a.m., 1:30 p.m., and 8 p.m. on COM.

Ellen DeGeneres Show at 9 a.m. on Chs. 5 and 9; 3 p.m. on Ch. 10. Beyonce performs.

Martha Stewart Show at 9 a.m. on Ch. 6. A recipe for Indian-flavored chicken wings with chef Suvir Saran; innovative uses for household items with Make magazine’s Mark Frauenfelder; a triple-citrus cupcake recipe from Martha’s “Cupcakes’’ cookbook.

Morning Show With Mike and Juliet at 9 a.m. on Chs. 25 and 64. Kathy Ireland; Jamie Kennedy. Also: products that claim to make people appear younger are explored; a panel of doctors fields questions.

Regis and Kelly at 9 a.m. on Ch. 7; 10 a.m. on Ch. 10. Adrian Grenier. Also: Twisted Sister.

Steve Wilkos Show at 9 a.m. on Ch. 56. Out-of-control teens are discussed.

Colbert Report at 9:30 a.m., 2 p.m., and 8:30 p.m. on COM. Media commentator Douglas Rushkoff, author of “Life Inc.: How the World Became a Corporation and How to Take It Back.’’

Better at 10 a.m. and noon on Ch. 64.

Bonnie Hunt Show at 10 a.m. on Chs. 5 and 9. Swoosie Kurtz; Justin Kirk. Also: planting tips from Ivette Soler.

Martha Stewart Show at 10 a.m. on Ch. 25. A recipe for ricotta gnocchi with artichokes with chef Marc Vetri; patterns for girls’ sundresses with “Weekend Sewing’’ author Heather Ross; stress-relieving yoga poses with Sophie Herbert.

Maury at 10 a.m. on Ch. 56; 11 a.m. on Ch. 64. Past guests return with updates.

Rachael Ray at 10 a.m. on Ch. 4; 2 p.m. on Ch. 10.

The Doctors at 10 a.m. on Ch. 12; 2 p.m. on Ch. 7.

Banfield & Ford: Courtside at 11 a.m. on TRU.

Jerry Springer at 11 a.m. on Ch. 56.

The View at 11 a.m. on Chs. 5, 6, and 9. Bill Engvall; Dr. Donnica Moore.

Today at 11 a.m. on Chs. 7 and 10. The All-American Rejects.

Tyra Banks at 11 a.m. on Ch. 25. Discrimination based on weight is discussed.

Maury at noon on Ch. 56. DNA tests determine paternity.

Place of Our Own at 1 p.m. on Ch. 44. How to answer embarrassing questions that children sometimes ask.

Steve Wilkos Show at 1 p.m. on Ch. 56.

Dr. Phil at 3 p.m. on Ch. 4; 8 p.m. on Ch. 38.

Oprah Winfrey at 4 p.m. on Chs. 5, 9, and 10.

Larry King Live at 9 p.m., midnight, and 3 a.m. on CNN.

Charlie Rose at 11 p.m. on Ch. 2.

Daily Show With Jon Stewart at 11 p.m. and 1:30 a.m. on COM.

Wendy Williams Show at 11 p.m. and 2 a.m. on BET.

Colbert Report at 11:30 p.m. and 2 a.m. on COM. New York Times economics reporter Edmund Andrews, author of “Busted: Inside the Great Mortgage Meltdown.’’

Late Show With David Letterman at 11:35 p.m. on Chs. 4 and 12. Jeff Altman; Grizzly Bear.

Nightline at 11:35 p.m. on Chs. 5, 6, and 9.

Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien at 11:35 p.m. on Chs. 7 and 10. Gerard Butler. Also: Daughtry performs.

Tavis Smiley at midnight on Ch. 44; 12:30 a.m. on Ch. 2.

Jimmy Kimmel Live at 12:05 a.m. on Chs. 5, 6, and 9. Zooey Deschanel (“(500) Days of Summer’’); the NFL’s Terrell Owens.

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon at 12:35 a.m. on Chs. 7 and 10. Anna Paquin; Bill Engvall; Jonas Brothers.

Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson at 12:37 a.m. on Chs. 4 and 12. Isaac Mizrahi; Shohreh Aghdashloo.

Last Call With Carson Daly at 1:35 a.m. on Chs. 7 and 10. Chris Cornell is the music guest.

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon at 3:05 a.m. on Ch. 10; 3:35 a.m. on Ch. 7.

Fox and Friends at 6 a.m. on FNC.

Beneath the Planet of the Apes 6 p.m. (FXM) The first sequel to the hit about a simian society. James Franciscus. G (1970)

Father Goose 6 p.m. (TCM) During WWII, a beachcomber becomes a host to a Frenchwoman and schoolgirls. Cary Grant. NR (1964)

Tropic Thunder 6 p.m. (MAX) Six actors (including Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr.) run afoul of real-life drug traders. R (2008)

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues 6:15 p.m. (IFC) A hitchhiker learns about liberation at an all-female ranch. Uma Thurman. R (1993)

Jumper 6:30 p.m. (HBO2) Bumpy sci-fi trip about a man (Hayden Christensen) with the ability to teleport himself anywhere. PG-13 (2008)

30 Days of Night 7 p.m. (STARZ) An army of vampires descend on a small Alaskan town to stage a blood orgy. Josh Hartnett. R (2007)

The Sure Thing 7:30 p.m. (WAM) Rob Reiner’s teen romance. John Cusack. PG-13 (1985)

A Walk to Remember 7:30 p.m. (FAM) A romance develops between a popular boy and a preacher’s daughter. Mandy Moore. PG (2002)

Sling Blade 7:45 p.m. (SHO); 11:30 p.m. (ENCR) Billy Bob Thornton in a chilling tale of a man just released from a mental institution. R (1996)

Batman Returns 8 p.m. (68) The Caped Crusader (Michael Keaton) vs. the Penguin and Catwoman. PG-13 (1992)

Broken Arrow 8 p.m. (ENCR) A pilot steals nukes to blackmail the government. John Travolta. R (1996)

Definitely, Maybe 8 p.m. (HBO) A soon-to-be-divorced ad exec (Ryan Reynolds) tells his young daughter how he met her mother. PG-13 (2008)

Eagle Eye 8 p.m. (HBO2) Two strangers become pawns in a diabolical terrorist plot. Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan. PG-13 (2008)

Fargo 8 p.m. (IFC) The Coen brothers’ satiric tale of a bungled kidnapping scheme. Frances McDormand. R (1996)

Ghostbusters 8 p.m. (AMC) Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, and Harold Ramis as paranormal exterminators. PG (1984)

Hustle & Flow 8 p.m. (FUSE) Gritty tale of a pimp (Terrence Howard) trying to redeem himself. R (2005)

Karla 8 p.m., midnight (LMN) The story of 1990s Canadian serial killers Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Laura Prepon. R (2006)

The Last Seduction 8 p.m. (FLIX) An insurance exec (Linda Fiorentino) takes flight holding illicit-drug money. R (1994)

The Lost World 8 p.m. (FXM) An expedition finds prehistoric monsters in South America. Claude Rains. NR (1960)

The Object of My Affection 8 p.m. (E) A pregnant woman (Jennifer Aniston) falls for a gay man. R (1998)

Paris je t’aime 8 p.m. (SUND) Eighteen stories from 21 directors reveal offbeat aspects of Paris. Juliette Binoche. R (2006)

Sicko 8 p.m. (TMC) Michael Moore diagnoses the state of the American health-care system. PG-13 (2007)

Stanley and Livingstone 8 p.m. (TCM) A reporter (Spencer Tracy) searches for a missing missionary. NR (1939)

The Thing 8 p.m. (MAX) John Carpenter’s gory remake of the ’50s alien classic. Kurt Russell. R (1982)

Sex, Lies, and Videotape 8:15 p.m. (SHO2) A voyeur uses video to learn women’s secrets. James Spader. R (1989)

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas 9 p.m., 11:30 p.m. (CMT) Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton in the Broadway hit. R (1982)

Derailed 9 p.m. (LIFE) Murky tale of blackmailers targeting adulterous lovers. Clive Owen. R (2005)

The Lost World: Jurassic Park 9 p.m. (SYFY) Steven Spielberg’s rousing sequel about genetically engineered dinos. Great effects. Jeff Goldblum. PG-13 (1997)

Wayne’s World 9 p.m. (VH1) A slick operator promotes Wayne and Garth’s TV show. Mike Myers. PG-13 (1992)

You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 9 p.m. (STARZ) A highly skilled Israeli commando (Adam Sandler) fakes his own death to fulfill a secret dream. PG-13 (2008)

Trainspotting 9:45 p.m. (IFC) A heroin addict tries to kick the habit. Ewan McGregor. R (1996)

Beau Geste 10 p.m. (TCM) Gary Cooper in the Foreign Legion classic. NR (1939)

Braveheart 10 p.m. (TNT) Mel Gibson as Scottish rebel William Wallace. R (1995)

Men in Black 10 p.m. (TBS) Secret agents track aliens living on Earth. Dazzling effects meet sharp wit. Will Smith. PG-13 (1997)

Taxi Driver 10 p.m. (FLIX) Martin Scorsese’s brilliant portrait of a cabbie (Robert De Niro) who’s driven to madness. R (1976)