Daily guide for television and radio

Chat at noon with Tony Massarotti on sports.

Chat at 1 p.m. with Meredith Goldstein on love and romance.

Mozart 11 a.m. WCRB-FM (99.5) Symphony No. 40, with Bruno Walter and the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra (1952 recording from WCRB Archives).

World Cafe 7 p.m. WUMB-FM (91.9) With music from the band Tortoise.

Schubert 9 p.m. WCRB-FM (99.5) String Quintet in C, with cellist Mstislav Rostropovich and Emerson Quartet.

Good Morning America at 7 a.m. on Chs. 5, 6, and 9.

Today at 7 a.m. on Chs. 7 and 10; 10 a.m. on Ch. 7. Martha Stewart; chef Terrance Brennan. Also: homework tips; money emergencies; makeup pointers.

Daily Show With Jon Stewart at 9 a.m., 1:30 p.m., and 8 p.m. on COM. Journalist Peter Laufer, author of “The Dangerous World of Butterflies: The Startling Subculture of Criminals, Collectors, and Conservationists.’’

Ellen DeGeneres Show at 9 a.m. on Chs. 5 and 9; 3 p.m. on Ch. 10.

Martha Stewart Show at 9 a.m. on Ch. 6; 10 a.m. on Ch. 25. Rapper Q-Tip talks about his album “The Renaissance’’; the New York Botanical Garden’s Marc Hachadourian gives tips on caring for orchids; Martha makes a rhubarb tart with lemon-yogurt mousse.

Morning Show With Mike and Juliet at 9 a.m. on Chs. 25 and 64. Niecy Nash (“Clean House’’). Also: Joe Francis, Chuck Nice, and Patrick Meagher discuss guy stuff; psychic Sylvia Browne fields viewer questions; “Top Chef’’ contestants Fabio Viviani, Jeff McInnis, and Carla Hall participate in an ice-cream-sundae contest.

Regis and Kelly at 9 a.m. on Ch. 7; 10 a.m. on Ch. 10. Amy Poehler; Matthew McConaughey. Also: Adam Lambert performs; “Bad Hair Week’’ continues with hairstylist Diane D’Agostino.

Steve Wilkos Show at 9 a.m. and 1 p.m. on Ch. 56. A woman says her ex-boyfriend fathered her three children, but he denies it. The paternity-test results are revealed.

Colbert Report at 9:30 a.m., 2 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. on COM. A USO show for US troops in Iraq includes interviews with Sergeant Robin Balcom and Specialist Tareq Salha. Also: videotaped messages from former presidents George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton.

Better at 10 a.m. on Ch. 64.

Bonnie Hunt Show at 10 a.m. on Chs. 5 and 9. Dick Van Dyke; Common.

Maury at 10 a.m. on Ch. 56; 11 a.m. on Ch. 64. Video clips of accidents, crimes, and violent behavior.

Rachael Ray at 10 a.m. on Ch. 4; 2 p.m. on Ch. 10. Dr. Phil McGraw. Also: fashion-bargain tips from style expert Gretta Monahan; a recipe for Buffalo-chicken flatbread.

The Doctors at 10 a.m. on Ch. 12; 2 p.m. on Ch. 7.

Banfield & Ford: Courtside at 11 a.m. on TRU.

Jerry Springer at 11 a.m. on Ch. 56; noon on Ch. 64. A guy’s gal is a hooker (and his brother’s her pimp); a guy wants his trick-turning gal to stop now that he’s back on his feet after having been shot; a teen mom’s sugar daddy has a family of his own to support.

The View at 11 a.m. on Chs. 5, 6, and 9. From L.A.: Patrick Dempsey; Robert Iger, president of the Walt Disney Company. Telecast from Los Angeles.

Today at 11 a.m. on Chs. 7 and 10. Kellie Pickler. Also: Labor Day parties.

Tyra Banks at 11 a.m. on Ch. 25. The science of attraction and male temper tantrums are discussed.

Maury at noon on Ch. 56. DNA tests are given to determine paternity.

Wendy Williams Show at 2 p.m. on Ch. 56; 11 p.m. on BET; 2 a.m. on BET. Aubrey O’Day.

Dr. Phil at 3 p.m. on Ch. 4; 5 p.m. on Ch. 64; 8 p.m. on Ch. 38.

Oprah Winfrey at 4 p.m. on Chs. 5, 9, and 10.

Charlie Rose at 11 p.m. on Ch. 2.

Daily Show With Jon Stewart at 11 p.m. and 1:30 a.m. on COM. NBA legend Bill Russell, coauthor of “Red and Me: My Coach, My Lifelong Friend.’’

Real Time With Bill Maher at 11 p.m. on HBO. Author Sam Harris and journalist Jeremy Scahill are interview guests. Panelists: comic Jay Leno; Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.); White House correspondent Chuck Todd.

Colbert Report at 11:30 p.m. and 2 a.m. on COM. A USO show for US troops in Iraq includes interviews with Iraqi deputy prime minister Barham Salih and General Charles Jacoby Jr., and videotaped messages from Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and Vice President Joe Biden. Also: Tom Hanks helps Stephen assemble care packages.

Late Show With David Letterman at 11:35 p.m. on Chs. 4 and 12. Anne Heche; Jim Parsons. Also: Care Bears on Fire perform.

Nightline at 11:35 p.m. on Chs. 5, 6, and 9.

Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien at 11:35 p.m. on Chs. 7 and 10. Bradley Cooper; Franz Ferdinand.

Tavis Smiley at midnight on Chs. 2 and 44. Jon Cryer (“Shorts’’).

Jimmy Kimmel Live at 12:05 a.m. on Chs. 5, 6, and 9.

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon at 12:35 a.m. on Chs. 7 and 10; 3:05 a.m. on Ch. 10; 3:35 a.m. on Ch. 7.

Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson at 12:37 a.m. on Chs. 4 and 12. Holly Hunter; Camera Obscura.

Last Call With Carson Daly at 1:35 a.m. on Chs. 7 and 10.

Fox and Friends at 6 a.m. on FNC.

The Devil’s Rejects 8 p.m. (IFC) Three psychos go on a gory killing spree in this horror yarn. Sid Haig. R (2005)

A Few Good Men 8 p.m., 11 p.m. (FX) Navy lawyers defend Marines accused of murder. Tom Cruise. R (1992)

The King and I 8 p.m. (TCM) Rodgers and Hammerstein’s smash with Yul Brynner in his Oscar role. G (1956)

The Nanny Diaries 8 p.m. (TMC) A young woman (Scarlett Johansson) takes a job as a nanny for rich Manhattan family. PG-13 (2007)

Never Die Alone 8 p.m., midnight (BET) Convoluted saga about the life and death of a drug kingpin (DMX). R (2004)

Offside 8 p.m. (SUND) Iranian girls pose as men to attend a males-only soccer match. Sima Mobarak Shahi. PG (2006)

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 8 p.m. (DISN) Princess Mia (Anne Hathaway) faces an arranged marriage. Lackluster sequel. Julie Andrews. G (2004)

Then She Found Me 8 p.m., midnight (LMN) Helen Hunt directed and stars as a teacher who meets her birth mother (Bette Midler). R (2008)

The Waterboy 8 p.m. (ENCR) Adam Sandler as a naif who becomes a college-football great. PG-13 (1998)

Which Way Home 8 p.m. (HBO2) Chronicling the perilous journeys of Latin American kids immigrating alone to the United States. NR (2009)

Back to School 8:15 p.m. (MAX) Rodney Dangerfield becomes a college drop-in. PG-13 (1986)

Vantage Point 8:30 p.m. (STARZ) A Secret Service agent (Dennis Quaid) sifts through several accounts of an assassination attempt. PG-13 (2008)

Blazing Saddles 9 p.m., 11:15 p.m. (CMT) Mel Brooks’ send-up of Hollywood Westerns. Cleavon Little. R (1974)

50 Cent: Refuse 2 Die 9 p.m. (FUSE) A two-bit profile of hip-hop star 50 Cent. NR (2006)

The Incredible Hulk 9:30 p.m. (HBO2) Edward Norton stars as an easy-going scientist who turns into an angry, uncontrollable monstrosity. PG-13 (2008)

Scent of a Woman 9:35 p.m. (ENCR) A blind retired soldier (Al Pacino) goes on a weekend spree. R (1992)

Snow Day 9:35 p.m. (FLIX) Kids romp when a blizzard closes their school. Mark Webber. PG (2000)

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 10 p.m. (WAM) Mel Gibson’s third outing as the postnuclear hero. PG-13 (1985)

Ninja Cheerleaders 10 p.m. (TMC) College women with secret identities try to save their kidnapped mentor from thugs. Ginny Weirick. R (2007)

RocknRolla 10 p.m. (MAX) Caper film revolving around a crooked land deal and a stolen painting in London. Gerard Butler. R (2008)

Sex and the Single Mom 10 p.m. (LMN) A 15-year-old girl’s sexual awakening after she learns that her mom (Gail O’Grady) is pregnant. NR (2003)

The Kite Runner 10 p.m. (SHO) An Afghani man in America returns to his homeland to help the son of a friend. Khalid Abdalla. PG-13 (2007)

Wall Street 10 p.m. (FXM) Parable about a corporate raider and his protégé. Michael Douglas. R (1987)

The Magnificent Seven 10:30 p.m. (TCM) Gunmen are hired to rid a town of bandits. Yul Brynner. NR (1960)

Black Book 11 p.m. (SUND) Charged tale of a Jewish woman (Carice van Houten) seeking revenge on Nazis. R (2006)

Not Easily Broken 11 p.m. (STARZ) A car crash triggers a marital crisis for a couple. Morris Chestnut, Taraji P. Henson. PG-13 (2009)