Saturday Night Live 11:30 p.m., Channel 7
Megan Fox hosts the season premiere. Why? Well, she sure is pretty. And she has a quote from Shakespeare’s “King Lear’’ tattooed on her shoulder: “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies.’’ Also, she stars in “Jennifer’s Body.’’ U2 is the musical guest.
Californication Tomorrow at 10 p.m., Showtime
The third season starts tomorrow night, with a scenario contrived to get Hank a job as a college writing professor. The guest stars will be interesting in this run of episodes, including Kathleen Turner as a sex-obsessed agent, Ed Westwick (from “Gossip Girl’’), Embeth Davidtz, Peter Gallagher, and Rick Springfield. But they’re all going to be upstaged by Eva Amurri, as a stripper who also happens to be one of Hank’s students. Amurri, who is Susan Sarandon’s daughter, gives a revealing performance.
Unlikely Animal Friends 8 p.m., National Geographic
Kourtney and Khloe.
Mad Men Tomorrow at 10 p.m., AMC
The Sally Draper Fan Club. Join now.
Raging Planet Tomorrow at 9 and 10 p.m., Discovery Channel
Sounds like a bar.
National Parks: America’s Best Idea Tomorrow at 8 p.m., Channel 2
Go Jellystone.
Curb Your Enthusiasm Tomorrow at 9 p.m., HBO
L.D. - lonely and devious.
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