Monk 9 p.m., USA
Bitty Schram. Oh how I’ve missed being able to use those two words. Bitty Schram. It almost sounds like a porn name. The former costar of “Monk,’’ who left during the third season due to a contract dispute - er, I mean “creative differences’’ - will return tonight for one episode as Sharona. She has a murder case for her former boss.
My Super Psycho Sweet 16 10 p.m., MTV
Slasher send-up meets “My Super Sweet 16’’ in this MTV flick. A teen girl named Madison (Julianna Guill; Bitty Schram is too old) opens a desolate roller rink for her 16th birthday party. But, as the voiceover on the commercial tells us, “Madison’s party is about to go from super to psycho,’’ as a killer crashes the festivities.
Supernanny 8 p.m., Channel 5
A girl, who’s not related to Bitty Schram, fights with her stepfather.
Dexter 10 p.m., Showtime
I wonder if Bitty Schram is addicted to Dexies?
I’m Alive 9 p.m., Animal Planet
And so is Bitty Schram.
Ghost Whisperer 8 p.m., Channel 4
He’s haunted by his sister’s ghost, I’m haunted by Bitty Schram.
Law & Order 8 p.m., Channel 7
Bitty Schram was not harmed during the filming of this episode.
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