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THE LAST SONG(Comcast Movies: All Movies) Miley Cyrus plays a sulky teen whose mood improves when she meets a boy (Liam Hemsworth) the summer before she chooses not to go to college. Tragedy ensues. Allegedly, this is the movie in which Cyrus gets all, like, dramatic. If by “dramatic’’ one means pouty, sullen, and cute, then OK. The bad news is it’s cheap and predictable (whoever coughs loudest is hospitalized soonest) and serves only to punish. Nicholas Sparks co-adapted his novel himself. (PG; runs through Jan. 2) WESLEY MORRIS
FAMILY BUSINESS(Encore on Comcast) A mostly listless outing — half heist caper, half family reconciliation drama — about three generations of Manhattan crooks. Despite moments, Sean Connery, Dustin Hoffman, and Matthew Broderick never convince us they’re members of the same family, let alone the same gene pool. (R; runs through Dec. 16)
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