Corey in the House

I guess '80s nostalgia is the new '60s nostalgia. There's now other way to explain "The Two Coreys," a new A&E celebreality show that premieres July 29 at 10. How derivative is it going to be? I could try to come up with something snappy, but I think the press release that just hit my inbox says it all:

Corey Feldman is married to Susie, the love of his life. He’s a successful actor. He’s a total neat freak. Corey Haim is single but actively searching for the love of his life...He is sloppy, impulsive and unpredictable. Determined to jumpstart his acting career and find a stabilizing force, Haim’s moving in with the Feldmans to help get his life on course and to relaunch the "Two Coreys" brand. Can the two former heartthrobs share a house without driving each other crazy?

And will they still insist on wearing sunglasses at night? Oh, wait, that's a different Corey.