The ABC fall schedule

Today, ABC announced its schedule for the fall, reproduced below. "So?" you say. "Does anybody care about TV schedules anymore?" Well, conventional wisdom says that traditional TV viewing will get more and more obsolete, as DVR and streaming-video use increases. Still, old-fashioned TV viewing is is currently alive and well, according to this survey commissioned by Entertainment Weekly and reported in AdAge. Apparently, only 1 percent of viewers say they "most often" watch TV online, and 60 percent watch their favorite shows live.

With that in mind, here's what most of you will be doing in the fall, if ABC has its way. New shows -- only two of them -- in bold. ("Bad Mother's Handbook" apparently will premiere at a later time. And "Lost" will join the schedule in mid-season.)

MONDAY:
8:00 p.m. "Dancing with the Stars"
9:30 p.m. "Samantha Who?"
10:00 p.m. "Boston Legal"

TUESDAY:
8:00 p.m. "Opportunity Knocks"
9:00 p.m. "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show"
10:00 p.m. "Eli Stone"

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 p.m. "Pushing Daisies"
9:00 p.m. "Private Practice”"
10:00 p.m. "Dirty Sexy Money"

THURSDAY:
8:00 p.m. "Ugly Betty"
9:00 p.m. "Grey's Anatomy"
10:00 p.m. "Life on Mars"

FRIDAY:
8:00 p.m. "Wife Swap"
9:00 p.m. "Supernanny"
10:00 p.m. "20/20"

SATURDAY:
8:00 p.m. "Saturday Night College Football"

SUNDAY:
7:00 p.m. "America’s Funniest Home Videos"
8:00 p.m. "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"
9:00 p.m. "Desperate Housewives"
10:00 p.m. "Brothers & Sisters"