LACONIC LOVE

14. Jemaine and Bret, "Flight of the Conchords"

Kiwi mates, roommates, bandmates, these insanely calm guys are all but lovers as they try to make it in New York. When Bret falls for Coco, Jemaine (left) calls her the band's Yoko. Indeed, when Bret (right) finds a girlfriend, she always knows she's getting two, two, two boyfriends in one.

Pictured: Jemaine Clement (left) and Bret McKenzie (right) as Jermaine and Bret.