"A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas" (2001)
This episode is a stuffed stocking of funny, with KISS saving Santa Claus and Lois having a "Mommie Dearest" breakdown when Christmas doesn't go smoothly. Lois wants Stewie to play the baby Jesus, which doesn't sit well with the murderous tyke: "Perhaps I can move to California and wrangle me a threesome with the Olsen twins," he cracks. But then Stewie will do anything if Santa will just bring him plutonium for Christmas. Peter, meanwhile, delivers the holiday message: "Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up."