"Mary, Joseph, and Larry" (2002)
Larry eats the Christmas cookies for Cheryl's family's Nativity scene, which is bad enough. And funny enough. But then his efforts to right the situation, involving a human Nativity scene in the driveway, go awry, with a hair stuck in his throat and rude comments about the Virgin Mary. Can Larry save Christmas? Thankfully, no.
Pictured: Larry David.