Thanks a lot, Miley: Dick's Last Resort at Faneuil Hall will host its first annual (yes, this will be annual!) twerking contest on October 26, with an array of covetable awards. Per a release, contestants can win three prizes: First place gets $100, second place gets $50 "Dick Dollars," and the third-best twerker earns a ... gently used foam finger. (We're not sure where it was used previously.) They're also serving food specials, including fried crabmeat BOO! balls for a mere $7.99, and bloody Marys for $7.75 (Robin Thicke not included). Of course, Dick's is known for its sarcastic service, so better have those moves down. The judging begins at 7 p.m.
Dick's Last Resort, Faneuil Hall, 4 N. Market St., Boston