"Pamela Anderson and Mitt Romney in the same room? Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?"
PRESIDENT BUSH, at his final White House Correspondents' Dinner
"I was certainly involved. He was exciting. He was brilliant. It was exciting times in Washington."
BARBARA WALTERS, revealing a years-long affair with former Massachusetts senator Edward Brooke
"Violence is like sex. It sells."
JOHN ALBA of New York City, as he waited in line at midnight on Tuesday to purchase one of the first copies of Grand Theft Auto 4, which has broken sales records despite criticism for gratuitous sex and violence
"You get to fly across the Atlantic AND destroy soccer at the same time!"
STEPHEN COLBERT, mocking estimates that an ethanol-fueled flight from London to New York would use as much as 30 soccer fields' annual yield of corn
"If you look at what grows on computer keyboards . . . it's more or less a reflection of what's in your nose and in your gut."
PETER WILSON, microbiologist at University College London Hospital, on a recent study suggesting office computer keyboards can have five times more bacteria than toilet seats
"It's over. He's free. He's free."
RUTH JOHNS, on the exoneration of her son, Guy Randolph, for a sex crime he did not commit more than 17 years ago
