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Language of gloves

Posted by Robin Abrahams  January 17, 2013 08:30 AM

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A Facebook friend of mine posted this, from Retronaut:

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I like throwing them up in the air to tell a gentleman you are engaged. How that is subtler than working a reference to "my fiance" into the conversation, I don't know. The 1880s, I guess you had to be there.

My friend Molly came up with a modern-day Language of the Glove:

  • "I have ADHD" -- Gloves don't match and one is actually a mitten

... so I followed suit:

  • "Don't you ever clean house, you slut" -- Trail gloves lightly along tabletop, examine fingertips
  • "Up yours" -- Gloves removed, all fingers except middle finger poked inward, remaining one-fingered glove carefully displayed to suitor, palm forward
  • "Please turn around and bend over" -- Pull gloves on briskly, snap wrist

Share your own in comments--and come visit me on Facebook, my virtual break room!

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