The winner:
It’s not uncommon for stressed-out New Englanders to ponder their flaws at the shrink’s office. According to caption contest winner Chris Elliott from Hopkinton, this breeches-wearing patient is no exception.
Winner: I dunno, doc - I just don't feel thankful - is that wrong?
Chris Elliott, Hopkinton
Chris Elliott, Hopkinton
What we did was not as bad as what the cowboys did. At least we had them over for dinner first.
Greg Curtis, Danvers
I thought being a pill-grim qualified you for depression medicine.
Dave Baldwin, Medway
Diane Graf, Palmyra, VA
I didn't think that the Native Americans would attack us just because I used jelly cranberry sauce instead of whole berry.
Stephen T. Cunningham, Milton
But then I realized I wanted to dance and wear feathers too. Doctor, what should I do?
Robert McKean, South Hamilton
Sorry. Can’t give you the copay...but I CAN give thanks!
Greg Curtis, Danvers
Doc, level with me: With 'my condition'...can I still buy a musket?
Greg Curtis, Danvers
I hope you got change for two chickens and a goat.
Rich Dorato, South Hamilton
I really wanted to be a professional golfer Doc, but I can't play on Sundays.
Tim Collins, Antioch, Ill.
I came for freedom but eventually got married.
Greg Curtis, Danvers
Do you take Plymouth Rock Health Insurance?
Patricia C. Burke, Lawrence
I DO want more...but I’m clearly a settler.
Greg Curtis, Danvers
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