Cell Block Fashion Sense Boston.com
Cell Block Fashion Sense
I think Martha Stewart should get 10 to 12 month in Jail Wearing a Orange JumpSuite with green stripes & she has to clean every cell in Prison with a tooth brush, Water, & Soap.
--Saul J., Milton
K Mart, anytown, USA --2 years wearing her C### fashions from K Mart.
She should be sentence to five years of shopping at Building 19 and another five years in jail for just being stupid.
--James, South Portland
Her only sentence should be to decorate a cell in tar paper for Ken Lay. He's one of the REAL criminals out there. He stole people's pensions and should rot in a cell forever. Now that would be a "good thing."
--D Monico, Hopedale
Wearing black pants and a navy blue shirt and not being allowed to dye her hair for five years.
--Susan, Boston
General population (whatever that means in Federal prisons), general food (no futon makers available) to eat, not a comforter in sight (especially ones with mauve flowers on it), the orange jumpsuit for clothing (not the Vera Wang collection) and a good dose of humility to top it all off--the walls of her cell painted PURPLE (like barney)
--nooliveforme, anytown
5 years in a white cell with a box of crayons and Michael Jackson as a cell mate... No No Michael, stay in the LINES!!!
--Dave, Londonderry, NH
3 Years without parole and 100% polyester sheets for her bed. That will seem like a life sentence to her.
--Robert, Chicago Illinois