Looking to stay dry and carry a big stick at the same time? This umbrella bills itself as the perfect solution.

It's stout enough to double as a walking stick, a staff to ward off would-be assailants, or, as this video shows, a handy watermelon-whacker. The video also shows the umbrella supporting a grown man's weight. In other words, it seems like a good candidate to stand up to the wind.

That iron-clad construction doesn't come cheap: The umbrella sells for $179.99