A. “Welcome To The Working Week,” by Elvis Costello ( or any other song, then start singing and dancing)
B. The sound of silence (sit there silent for the next 4½ minutes)
C. My favorite song is “Moonlight Sonata,” and I would be happy to perform it for you now. Where’s the piano?
D. I don’t perform for free and all performances must be scheduled five years in advance.
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Shown: Elvis Costello performed during the 2012 PEN New England Awards on Feb. 26, 2012.