A. He wouldn’t say anything. He is a penguin. Probably there because he’s a party favor that got loose and waddled in.
B. “Am I South of the Border yet?” The penguin was obviously traveling back home to the South Pole and, thinking he already reached Mexico, wore the sombrero to blend in.
C. Necesito un poco de hielo por favor (Translation: I need a little ice, please).
D. Salsa really doesn’t go well with herring.
E. An African or European penguin?
F. “Trick or Treat.”
Asked at Clark Construction Group
Shown: A penguin swimming inside a tank at the Harbin Polarland Aquarium in January 2013.