
This device enables the wearer to attach a sprig of mistletoe to his forehead and harass innocent bystanders. It should come with a disclaimer: Don't bring to an office party unless your guest is a lawyer.
In case you can't find the original version, which affixes the mistletoe with a suction cup, here are a couple of other options. The one on the left relies on a more fashion-savvy headband, while the one on the right spews R-rated phrases.

