Hummer H3T

In classic little brother fashion, the baby Hummer wants to grow up. Not content with seeing its middle brother swagger in front of nightclubs and the eldest storm the sands of Iraq, the H3 has made itself into a new truck.

Sporting a five-foot pickup bed and a 22-inch wider wheelbase, the H3T continues the Hummer mission of annoying greenies and other "girly men" who can't handle vehicles with enormous, er, curb weights.

Taking a page from Scion's generous list of bolt-ons, the H3T will offer more than 50 accessories, from cargo bed extensions to camping tents. When asked to comment, the H2 just shrugged and kept going. It's a tough family.