We've rounded up a list of the top 10 most memorable quotes from the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," which is starting a run at the Kendall on Friday, April 27.
What are your favorite "Monty Python" quotes?
Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
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Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/26/2012 6:40 PM EDT
- BDCFeaturesEditor
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Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/26/2012 8:37 PM EDT
- RogerTaylor
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"Every sperm is sacred" .................Monty Python's Meaning of Life -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 8:41 AM EDT
- westwitch
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...you silly "ka-nig-it". -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 8:57 AM EDT
- soteria99
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Tim - the Enchanter
"Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth" -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 10:08 AM EDT
- George-Hayduke
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"Help! Help! I'm being repressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system!" -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 10:13 AM EDT
- JustMe2323
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In the "Bring out your dead" scene, from a body thrown on the corpse cart, "Not quite dead yet." -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 10:23 AM EDT
- PrincessLuna
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"she turned me into a newt.....I got better"
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Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 10:26 AM EDT
- PrincessLuna
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Concord get hit in the chest with an arrow..."message for you sir" -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 10:34 AM EDT
- MVictory
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Opening scene, guard on the castle when arguing with King Arthur over the coconuts......
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 10:53 AM EDT
- M--S
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Someday all this will be yours!What, the curtains? -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 10:58 AM EDT
- LeftCoastDon
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Brian's mother to the crowd as it chants Brian's name below the window:
"Brian can't come out today!" or something like that. "It's just a nick!" from the Black Knight was pretty good, too. -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 10:59 AM EDT
- jjmcs
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that's not a list of Top 10 Monty Python quotes --- it's a list of Holy Grail Quotes
c'mon man. -
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Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:06 AM EDT
- madrusky1
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You guys missed the best of all.
Sir Robin in the Nunnery.
"Oh, spank me".. "And me" ... "I deserve a spanking."...
"And after the spanking.. comes the O-sex" -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:10 AM EDT
- likemike973
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How did "Bring out your dead" not make it?? -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:10 AM EDT
- ask
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"Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade"
and the entire "Bring out your dead" scene. Actually, the whole movie is a hoot. -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:16 AM EDT
- DirtyWaterLover
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Runaway, Runaway, Runaway -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:19 AM EDT
- jj2002
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Spoken while catapulting sheep into the castle as bombs.
"A sheep doth not fly, so mch as plummet" -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:19 AM EDT
- MVictory
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If we build this giant wooden badger....... -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:20 AM EDT
- faulknmi
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And who can forget the Huge Tracts of Land? -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:37 AM EDT
- mb48
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how abou
question "how can you tell which one is the king"
answer "Oh, he's the one without any s__t on him" -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:42 AM EDT
- 11bayview
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Life of Brian
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy. -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:44 AM EDT
- binx
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"What happens next?"
"Lancelot, Galahad, and I climb out of the rabbit."
My favorite from when I was about 10 ...
"How can you tell he's a king?"
"He's not all covered in s*&t." -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:51 AM EDT
- kmo25
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Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! -
Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?
posted at 4/27/2012 11:51 AM EDT
- crazy-lazy-bear
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"What else floats on water?"
"Very small rocks."