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    Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    We've rounded up a list of the top 10 most memorable quotes from the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," which is starting a run at the Kendall on Friday, April 27.

    What are your favorite "Monty Python" quotes?
     
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    "Every sperm is sacred" .................Monty Python's Meaning of Life
     
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    ...you silly "ka-nig-it".
     
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    Tim - the Enchanter
    "Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth"
     
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      "Help! Help! I'm being repressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"
     
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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    In the "Bring out your dead" scene, from a body thrown on the corpse cart, "Not quite dead yet."
     
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    "she turned me into a newt.....I got better"

     
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    Concord get hit in the chest with an arrow..."message for you sir"
     
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    Opening scene, guard on the castle when arguing with King Arthur over the coconuts......

    Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
     
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    Someday all this will be yours!

    What, the curtains?
     
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    Brian's mother to the crowd as it chants Brian's name below the window:
    "Brian can't come out today!" or something like that. "It's just a nick!" from the Black Knight was pretty good, too.
     
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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    that's not a list of Top 10 Monty Python quotes  --- it's a list of Holy Grail Quotes

    c'mon man.
     
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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    You guys missed the best of all.
    Sir Robin in the Nunnery.

    "Oh, spank me".. "And me" ... "I deserve a spanking."...

    "And after the spanking.. comes the O-sex"
     
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    How did "Bring out your dead" not make it??
     
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    "Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade"

    and the entire "Bring out your dead" scene.  Actually, the whole movie is a hoot.
     
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    Runaway, Runaway, Runaway
     
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    Spoken while catapulting sheep into the castle as bombs.

    "A sheep doth not fly, so mch as plummet"
     
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    If we build this giant wooden badger.......
     
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    And who can forget the Huge Tracts of Land?
     
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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    how abou
    question   "how can you tell which one is the king"
    answer     "Oh, he's the one without any s__t on him"
     
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    Life of Brian

    He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
     
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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    "What happens next?"
    "Lancelot, Galahad, and I climb out of the rabbit."

    My favorite from when I was about 10 ...

    "How can you tell he's a king?"
    "He's not all covered in s*&t."

     
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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    "What else floats on water?"

    "Very small rocks."

     

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