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    clippity clop clippity clop
     
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    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
     
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    Arthur: "What, 'is'?"
    Knight of Nee:"No, not 'is'. Wouldn't get very far in life without saying "is"!"
     
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    We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
     
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    King Arthur: I am your king
    Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
     
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    Old Man:  I don't want to go on the cart
    (Cleese): Oh don't be such a baby
    Old man: I think I'm going for a walk!
    (Cleese): You're not foolin' anybody. You'll be stone dead in a minute.

     
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     Look, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate by the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
     
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    It's not a question of where he grips it. (the coconut).  It's a simple question of weight ratios.  A five ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!"
     
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    "look... Strange women lying in ponds... distributing swords... is no basis for a system of government... Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate of the masses... not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!!"
     
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    One of best parts is when King Arthur is traveling through the countryside. He says to one peasant. I am your king...and the peasant replies..well i didn't vote for you.
     
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    Who can forget the French Taunter?  Much of it probably can't be reprinted here, but the last part being

    "Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of el-der-ber-ries!  No go away be-fore I taunt you a sec-ond ty-yme!"

    There are times in meetings at work when I simply want to stand up and say that to someone who is being particularly obtuse and annoying
     
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    I dont want to talk to you no more, you emty headed animal food trough wiper. I faht in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


    *really? FA RT is a no no word.
     
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    Who can forget the French Taunter?  Much of it probably can't be reprinted here, but the last part being "Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of el-der-ber-ries!  No go away be-fore I taunt you a sec-ond ty-yme!" There are times in meetings at work when I simply want to stand up and say that to someone who is being particularly obtuse and annoying
    Posted by CaptainHook978


    Seriously one of my favorite lines from ANY movie.
     
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    I thought we were an autonomous collective...
     
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    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
    Posted by Aesara


    That was one I was going to mention!
     
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    "Bring out your dead!" "Right here, I've got one for ya...I'm not dead yet! He says he's not dead... well he'll be dead in a minute...I don't want to go on the cart! Oh, don't be such a baby."
    As Lancelot rides by them on his steed, one say to the other:
    He must be a King.
    How do you know?
    He hasn't got sh*t all over him.
     
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    "What!..Is you favorite color...?"
     
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    "Perhaps if we built a giant badger"
     
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    "What!..Is you favorite color...?"
    Posted by jasn


    Blue! No red! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH
     
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    Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
     
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    "I wasn't playing with it father.  I was merely cleaning it."
    and
    Of the killer rabbit - "What's he do, nibble your bum?"
     
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     Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
     
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    In Response to Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?:
    In the "Bring out your dead" scene, from a body thrown on the corpse cart, "Not quite dead yet."
    Posted by JustMe2323


    I feel Happy, I feel Happy!!!
     
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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    How did "it's just like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing!"  not make this list?  Not to mention "I'll bet you're gay!"  "No I'm not!" or "How do you know he's a king?"  "He hasn't got s**t all over him!"  or "she turned me into a newt!.... it got better"

    Or the ENTIRE "stay here and make sure he doesn't leave" scene.
     
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    "I soiled my armor I was so scared."
     
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