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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 1:33 PM EDT

    When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 1:42 PM EDT

    Arthur, to Black Knight with all limbs cut off: "What are you going to do, nibble my bum?"
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 1:54 PM EDT

    I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 1:56 PM EDT

    This is soooooooo much fun (no that wasn't a quote!).

    "Some Call Me........TIM!"

    (Boom!)
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 2:14 PM EDT

    Such a funny movie. Always loved this scene

    Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away... 
    Sir Robin: *No!* 
    Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away... 
    Sir Robin: *I didn't!* 
    Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. 
    Sir Robin: *I never did!* 
    Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. 
    Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!* 
    Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 2:23 PM EDT

    If you got to 10, I think you have them all - no need to water things down further.

    (MP isn't that funny, guys)
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 2:27 PM EDT

    I can't beleive that " What's he gonna do, nibble your bum" didn't make the list.
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 2:33 PM EDT

    I'm 37!

    What?

    I'm 37, I'm not old.

    Well I can't just call you "man"!





     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 2:38 PM EDT

    What do you mean you didn't mean to kill him, you put your sword right through his head!
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 3:07 PM EDT

    "He's not the Messiah--he's a very naughty boy!"
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 3:17 PM EDT

    If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
      And therefore--?
     A witch!
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 3:32 PM EDT

    That's no ordinary rabbit.
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 3:41 PM EDT

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 3:41 PM EDT

    Virtually every word uttered from this movie is quotable, as are the other MP movies.  Guess what movie this one's from...

    "Is it about the hedge...?"
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 3:43 PM EDT

    In Response to Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?:
    If you got to 10, I think you have them all - no need to water things down further. (MP isn't that funny, guys)
    Posted by IdRatherNotSay


    Then this clearly isn't a discussion that you should be participating in.  Why chime in just to be a downer?
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 4:05 PM EDT

    Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:

    "O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

    And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu..

    Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.

    Brother: And the Lord spake, saying:

    "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
    Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
    Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
    Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
    Five is right out.
    Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

    Maynard: Amen.

     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 4:12 PM EDT

    "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes." -King Arthur
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 4:18 PM EDT

    Bring me.....ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!  (knights who say Ni)

    The nuns to Sir Gallahad: "You must give us all a good spanking!"
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 4:21 PM EDT

    Arthur to a limbless black night:  "allright, will call it a draw"
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 4:33 PM EDT

    Bring out your dead! (thunk)Bring out your dead! (thunk).
    Oi! Here, take me father.
    I'm not dead.
    'e's not dead yet..
    You're going to be dead very soon. You're sick.
    I'm feeling better.
    No you're not! You're almost gone!
    I have to be going.
    When do you come back?
    Thursday.
    That's too long...
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 4:37 PM EDT

    In Response to Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?:
    "What!..Is you favorite color...?"
    Posted by jasn


    Red, uh...blue... (Boom!)
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 4:48 PM EDT

    Tell me, what do you do with witches?
    - Burn them!
    - And what do you burn, apart from witches?
    - More witches! - Wood!
    - So why do witches burn?
    - 'Cause they're made of wood? - Good!
    - How do we tell if she is made of wood? - Build a bridge out of her.
    - But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
    - Oh, yeah.
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 5:10 PM EDT

    "I'll bite your legs off!"

    This is starting to get repetitive.  Would have been endless if it had just been favorite "Monty Python" quotes like the original headline said.

    "Do you want to go upstairs?   uh... or are you here to arrange a holiday?"
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 5:11 PM EDT

    I am not sure if it is quotes from "Grail" but ... this was a classic scene/quotes:

     When the wagon is coming through town (carrying dead people) and the keeper of the wagon is calling out aloud " Bring Out the Dead"... They get an old guy who is brought out from his house and he starts  yelling " I'm not dead!"... "I'm not dead!"
    Only to be hacked down dead and thrown on the pile.... (If my memory serves me (and it doesn't too much these days.. hehe), it was his son who dragged the old man out)....  just too much fun!

    That is one of my favorite scenes from MP.
     

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    Re: Favorite 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes?

    posted at 4/27/2012 5:16 PM EDT

    Lancelot: I must make my exit more...more...um...

    Concord: Dramatically, sir?

    Lancelot: Yes, dramatically!  [flies off stairs on rope, swings back to stairs] Um, can someone please give me a push?