Share your urban limericks for St. Patrick's Day

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    awesome. on point. very funny. nice meter.




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    The Commonwealth being so broke, Developed a fine for a toke. The cops are all mad, But the treasurer's glad For revenues made up from smoke.
    Posted by rekording

     
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    On Washington Street - a wide space
    Let's call it Vornado's disgrace
    There can be no replacement
    For old Filene's Basement
    But put *something* please in it's place
     

     
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    There once was a man who sold cheese,
    Who got caught forking over 10 Gs
    As a bribe to a fed
    Who, I guess, can be said
    Brought a 400-pound man to his knees.
     
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    Thanks Baltyman

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    awesome. on point. very funny. nice meter. In Response to Re: Share your urban limericks for St. Patrick's Day :
    Posted by Baltyman

     
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    The grand old lady in grey
    Tried to auction The Globe yesterday.
    But no one would bite
    So then, overnight,
    They decided that they'd let her stay.
     
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    The comments on Boston dot com
    Are rude and intolerant from
    Beginning to end
    Unless it's your friend,
    Then cant is dispensed with aplomb.
     
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    We once hailed old Nomar as King
    though never he won us a thing
    So off via trade
    that Theo had made
    which brought us a World Series ring!

     
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    A columnist named Howie Carr
    Became a radio star
    Broadcasting invective
    on pols in elective
    Offices with feathers and tar.
     
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    Our newspaper, the Boston Globe,
    Was put up for sale.  William Loeb
    Is spinning around
    In his grave in the ground
    For the Globe often tugged at his robe.
     
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    It's official: the winter is over!
    Rose Kennedy Greenway? All clover
    The Sox are in training
    Not snowing; it's raining
    Marathoners will start out near Dover
     
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         There once was a city called Boston.
         Whose library systems are costing.
         Don't despair, you out there.
         There is nothing to fear.
         With two jobs you aint reading nothing.

    Karen Wepsic
     
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    Late Night TV

    A man from Brookline with red hair
    Was awarded the Tonight Show chair.
    But after his 135th show
    Came a coup by Leno
    And he soon found himself off the air.


     
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    Mr. Mayor peered out from his City Hall seat,

    At the pigeons waddling toward old Court Street,

    “Hey, I know the internets are swell,

    And I get BRB, OMG and LOL,

    But who gives a crap what dem birdies Tweet?’”

     
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    Ode to St. Patty

    In Boston's fair city, where the sports scene's so pretty
    We have Red Sox and Celtics and Patriots, Woah!
    When they win we they hallow, through our streets broad and narrow
    Pray, keep our sports dreams, our sports dreams, alive alive Oh!

     
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    The Saving o' the Green

    Tis a fair city, our Somerville
    But healthcare's one fifth of the till
    Seems time that big perks
    Must be something we shirk
    If our future we are to fulfill

     
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    For our fair city, don't shed a tear.
    Though the good times are over, it's clear.
    The budget is tight
    But we'll be alright
    Once we fill up our cups with Green Beer! 
     
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    There once was a great guy named Steve
    Whose Ice Cream you wouldn't believe!
    The taste was delicious,
    The toppings nutritious,
    I would lick 'til it made my tongue freeze!
     
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    A vast city connected by a T,

    Like a spider web reaching out to thee.

    Come visit the Hub!

    Stroll our streets; crawl our pubs!

    As long as you don’t have to pee.

     
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    A day off, so city workers can choose
    From an assortment of green tinted brews
    Boiled beef, boiled spuds
    Served with mugs filled with suds
    As politicians rub elbows and schmooze

     
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    Some Hub patricians arrived with the Mayflower

    Cabots and Lodges who amassed wealth and power

    But despite their pedigree

    It seems likely to me

    We all look just as bad in the shower

     
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    Boston taxes put some in a "mood"
    RE: the Big Dig and potholes, they're crude
    Just remember my dear
    It's your choice to live here
    So do some work on your bad attitude


     
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    Big snow missed us most of the year
    But ravaged some states south of here
    An idea that is forming
    It's not global warming
    But the end of the earth that is near

     
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    The story of Julia Child,
    Her cooking was rather Wild,
    She drank while she Cooked,
    Red wine while we Looked...
    How the hell do I get into that line?

    Mark, Rockport
     
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    Re: Share your urban limericks for St. Patrick's Day

    there once was a man named Clark
    who'd chosen his name on a lark
    deceptive and artsy, 
    bookish and frail,
    he now spends his days at the jail



     
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