Share your urban limericks for St. Patrick's Day

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    Ode to Segway

    In the North End on a cold Monday
    I almost got hit by a Segway.
    They're too slow for the street
    But can outrun our feet.
    Can we please just say "No way!" to Segway?
     
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    A BPL Branch Library Writes:

    I've been a good neighbor, you see:
    you've borrowed my great stuff for free.
    but they say we are through
    though I've always helped you.
    Please, could you now try to help me?
     
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    New Englanders were feeling quite blue.
    Warm weather was now overdue.
    The signs are all there
    That spring's in the air
    'Cos there digging up Somerville Avenue
     
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    Ode to St Patrick

    He came to the Emerald Isle
    And baptized some kids for a while
    Then he said "'nough of this
    I'm a catholic priest
    I might as well be a pedophile"

    (luckily blasphemy isn't a crime here, as it is in Ireland)
     
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